So many moments to choose from, but this one’s on while I’m sitting in front of my laptop, so…
LISA: I have no friends.
HOMER: Aw, sweetie. Hey, why don’t you make friends with my new computer?
HOMER: Lemme just finish downloading the Complete Works of Shakespeare.
[Computer screen shows a Mac download bar. Downloading finishes and a shkspr.pdf icon appears. Homer immediately drags the icon to the trash.]
HOMER: Heh heh heh heh! Now who’s the greatest writer of all time? [starts kissing arm muscles]
–from “The D’oh-cial Network”